Love is …

…setting up

a key logger, and
a public/private key pair with empty passphrase, and
a launch daemon, and
a bash script using curl with a short connect timeout, and
a dynamic DNS service, and
double NAT forwarding through your two routers, and
local port forwarding to your laptop’s usual web server, and
a bash script at DocumentRoot with, occasionally,
a reverse port forwarding ssh command in it executed in the background with nohup, also to
the dynamic DNS address, and
another double NAT forwarding, and
appending the public key to your laptop’s authorized keys, and
running tail -F /var/log/apache2/access_log, and

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